faggotclique:

David Krap is the reason I have trust issues

Plot Twist: Yahoo buys out Tumblr and then David Karp moves on and builds a new and better younger brother/sister of Tumblr with the money and then we all leave.

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

horriblyhorrible:

I like staying up all night but I also like getting 12 hours of sleep do you see my problem

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

hitrecordjose:

What do you mean “servings per container”? 

If it’s all in one container, it’s one serving. 

That I will eat. 

Right now.

By myself. 

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

what i if told you

you the read first line wrong

same with the second

getoffmybloghoe:

dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by 

gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

banzaibills:

his attitude changed so quickly aw

scoutsbutt:

if i talk to you in all caps and bad grammar then that means u are friend

bre-aking:

collisae:

analbeth:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I PICTURED HIM WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Oh my god he is beautiful. 

maliciousmelons:

started from the bottom

now we here